Ninja's were here

I have discovered ultimate humor... and it resides here. Well maybe not ultimate, bu it's the current funniest thing I'm hooked on. Until something else comes along.

What the hell is wrong with Woolworth's chicken these days. Twice now I've bought chicken and its been slightly off. I think something went wrong with their fridges during these dark days of load shedding. On that note - have not had load shedding for 2 days now - things are looking up. For a while there I thought SA was trying to catch up with how shitty the rest of Africa is ;)

It's the beginning of the year and already I grow tired of the mating game. I'm just not feeling the motivation. It's as if everything we do is ultimately aimed towards reproduction. Communication, work, everything. Maybe I'm zoning out a little. This is freaky. I can see the machine, and it scares me.