Friday, January 25, 2008

The Fridayness of it all


I cut my thumb open on Wednesday. And its still sore! You know when you actually remove a slice, and there's basically a mini ditch in your thumb... Well thats what it's like. I never realised how much you use thumbs every day. Typing is pain.

I read about "In the Name of the King" recently - how terrible it is. It's an Uwe Boll movie. Basically Uwe makes crappy movies and gets paid to do it by the German government. But that led me to this - Films considered the worst ever. I had a good laugh going through and ticking off those I've seen and those I've managed to dodge. I've never seen "Glitter", but this comment had me rocking - "Only Mariah Carey could play herself in a movie and fuck it up".

Went to Q-ba last night for a get together/farewell. Wasn't expecting so many beautiful women though. I want one! Yes I know I said I didn't but I reserve the right to be fickle. If you're reading this and you're single, female and gorgeous, throw me some email sugar ;)

17 comments:

Ruby said...

La! single, gorgeous and female.....you forgot about absolutely fabulous....i think i might be over qualified for the job??
but i'd love to apply:)

ChewTheCud said...

Ruby - I'll amend the prerequisites to include that then. Its a very rewarding job though. Not stressful, long hours and payment is in the form of worship ;)

I've only recently started reading your blog but I like it a lot. Do please feel free to email me anytime.

Ruby said...

La! then consider this my application:)

could do with a rewarding job, don't mind long hours and worshipping is on of my requirements mentioned in the application:)

As for reading my blog...why thank you sir:) and will do!

Ruby said...

Thanx for the info on the comedy piece;)

Sheena Gates said...

Ok, ok, ok - jesus!

Get a room, you two.

Ruby said...

a room?? whatever for?

lordwiggly said...

//Wiggly gives a subtle thumbs-up to Chews about the online Ruby-spading. Hey, its what us okes do ;) //

ChewTheCud said...

Ruby - It seems you have all the advantages. There's even pictures of me out there. I leave it all up to you hun ;)

Sheena - Why is it always a room? Can't people have options? Nobody ever says "Get a sunset walk on the beach you two!" ;)

Wiggles - I never done it this way before. Although our mutual friends are proof positive that you can find incredible people in blogland *wink*nudge*etc*. I acknowledge your thumbs-up, and raise you a high five :)

Ruby said...

pictures??? where?? c'mon sir......now you've gotta tell me where to go look!

aweeee...and i get a sunset walk on the beach?????gosh, i didn't realise that was included in the package...nice!

there was spading involved??? now how on earth did i miss that????

ChewTheCud said...

Ruby - All your questions can be answered via email. I don't have yours though, but you have mine :)

Lurker said...

AHA!

Now this I have to watch, please, please don't stop!

lordwiggly said...

See that Shebee? They're TOTALLY getting a virtual room! //High fiiiiiiive!!//

Phlippy said...

What if I dress up like a girl and do a testy-tuck for you? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA... ok that was kinda gross...

Good luck guy

Phlippy said...

Oh Ruby, Chews is a legend of his time, you'd be lucky to bag that! He's hot ass

Ruby said...

really now?

ChewTheCud said...

Lurker - Voyeur! ;)

Wiggles - Only virtual?

Phlippy - You know if I went brokeback you'd be my first choice buddy ;)

Ruby - Please ignore all these scoundrels. Hehe ;)

Ruby said...

am i suppose to include or exclude you from the scoundrels??? i'm having a hard time deciding.....